Showing posts with label Events. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Events. Show all posts

11.02.2013

Oh dear...

It's the second of November now.
My printer is still not working.
There was no Halloween post.
The final drawing probably won't be posted until next week.

Odi is not impressed.

*sigh*

Oh well, time for the giveaway I guess, with a whopping 3 contestants :P

1. David
2. Octapolis
3. Little Gothic Horrors


Congratulations David, you win a box full of creepy English cakes and candy and two Halloween themed bath bombs from Lush, plus a drawing of your choice in a nice black frame!

Please get in contact with me at freakanzoy@hotmail.com for address details and of course the drawing you've chosen :)



10.30.2013

Giveaway treats...


Tomorrow's Halloween!
Unfortunately I've got college all day, so my final post will be up a little later as I'm still finishing it up.
Don't worry, I've got a picture of a cat (so it's totally ok).

Leave a comment to make a chance of winning these goodies, along with your own selected drawing of Echo.

Happy Halloween!

10.17.2013

Humpty Dumpty


Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
The king ordered for him to have a great fall
And all the king's horses and all the king's men,
never saw the lights of day again

10.13.2013

sTroll through the woods.


Thank you, dear customer, for choosing to let with Trolls United Housing.

Before we process your application you must be aware of our policy with regards to our units.

  • You may have to sacrifice some modern day comforts if you insist on our fabulous traditional homes. They are all registered landmarks and as such may not be altered or destroyed.
  • Please note you may also have to complete a yoga test before your application on a traditional home is considered.
  • Also, for these top locations strict dietary rules apply, especially in high traffic areas.
  • You will be charged for any damage done to your home as a result of obesity or any rescues carried out to free you from your home.
  • Please be aware of ongoing scams. Do not engage any persons identifying as "billy goats" and stay in the safety of your home.
Should you fail to adhere to this policy you will be open to prosecution by means of pitch fork and torch, with death as a possible result.
In this case Trolls United Housing will lay a reclaim on the house and any personal belongings to pay for any damage and court fees.


Another part of the prize for the giveaway will be a drawing on the blog of your choice, printed and framed :)



10.08.2013

A Wise Old Owl


A wise old owl lived in an oak
The more he saw the less he spoke
The less he spoke the more he heard
Why can't we all be like that old bird?

And another reveal for the give away:



9.25.2013

Jack & Jill, Halloween season kick-off and Give Away


And so our yearly themed series begins!

For those of you wanting to enter the give away,comments will automatically enter you into the prize draw.
These comments will have to be made on this year's posts labelled with 'events' or 'giveaway', Facebook comments will also be counted.
"Facebook?", I hear you say?
Yes indeed, Echo now has her own Facebook page over at https://www.facebook.com/echoswanderings
And just for the record, this give away is open to residents of all countries, though I cannot be held accountable if your package goes missing in the post.


If you want to be creative, tell us what your favourite nursery rhyme or fairy tale is!

As for the prize, I will be revealing the content post by post, though I won't quite tell you what it is...

This is your first item:


9.13.2013

New themed series and upcoming giveaway

Hello my dear wanderers,

I'm pleased to announce that I'll be doing a fairy tale/nursery rhyme themed series in a week or so!
Work and college are eating up my time, so I'm reduced to only 1 post a week without having to rush.

I realize that I've let Echo's Wanderings' 1st birthday go by without any celebration and unfortunately that will have to stay like that for a little while.
Instead, I'll be doing a giveaway on Halloween, which is part of the themed series.
I'm putting together a little packet for the winner, details will follow soon.

Seeing as I've done a themed series before, I've decided to make it a yearly pre-Halloween tradition that starts with a theme and ends with a giveaway.

As before, comments will automatically enter you into the prize draw.
These comments will have to be made on this year's posts labelled with 'events' or 'giveaway' (yes, this post is included).

If you want to be creative, tell us what your favourite nursery rhyme or fairy tale is!

So tell yo kids, tell yo wife, cuz Echo's gonna find you ;)

Ever Wandering,
Laury

10.27.2012

Thank you...

Thank you everyone!
Our Month Before Halloween is drawing to a close and this will be the last post besides the announcement of the winner of the give away...

I've thoroughly enjoyed depicting the books of my childhood and I hope you have too.
Also, a big thank you to Death, Books & Tea for initiating this awesome event.

Of course, this isn't yet the end of it as the give away is still available for sign up on this post or over here.
You can sign up until the 30th by leaving a comment on that post, along with an email address or such so I can contact you in case you win.
The winner will be picked randomly from all the comments.
They will receive a goodie bag full of Dutch candies (as an ode to A Heart of Sugar), plus the original copy of the drawing on top of this post!

And just to remind you what's in there (in larger quantities):


Top row: Spekjes (kind of marshmallows)
Second row: Haagse Hopjes, mini wijnballen, kaneel kussentjes, zuurstokjes
(coffee caramels, mini gobstoppers, cinnamon pillows, soft sticks of cherry rock)
Third Row: Zwart witjes, drop kussentjes, munt kussentjes, boterwafeltjes
(Black whities liquorice,  liquorice pillows, mint pillows, butterwaffles)
Bottom row: Zwart witjes, framboosjes, zure bommen
(Black whities liquorice, raspberries, sour bombs)


10.25.2012

Een Hart van Suiker - A Heart of Sugar




Kinderkwelder is a strange little village in Holland...
Legend has it that it got it's name because the three children of Count van Wrangegaai, who inherited it after their father's death, fought terribly with each other.
None of them wanted it, and after many horrible fights the youngest, a girl named Ada, was forced to take ownership after being beaten by her brothers.

Things are not what they should be.
Blank, mindless children called 'Orphans' wander the streets, never bothering with anyone.
And take the candy store for example. As long as anyone can remember, the candy has been sold to children by the creepy widow Van Vleuten.
Her face looks like a shriveled up apple and she always wears the same hat.
Parents tell their misbehaving offspring that she chops up naughty little children and makes her candy out of them.
Of course, that's just a tale to get them to behave and no one believes it.
Generations and generations have bought their candy at her store and they still do.
And the one thing all kids want is her specialty: sugar heart.
She doesn't always sell it, but when she does...

A little boy, Ben Advisée, finds out what this sugar heart is made of after secretly following one of his classmates trying to get a piece before everyone else.
He is sworn to secrecy by a scar.
Oh, how he wishes he never saw anything.

At school, things aren't much better.
With each class the teachers get worse; from Miss Sweers*, who rubs her wart with a cream made with stewed children's hair, to mister Sprokkreeft* who looks like a highwayman with hands like claws.
Then there's the head master, the worst of them all, master Havinga*, who teaches the sixth years.
No one knows what goes on in his class, but his students are pallid and quiet.
Ben could swear he sometimes hears noises from their class, as if brains were boiling over.
Ben's teacher, mister Reig, seems a bit of an odd duck, almost nice. 

*These names are plays on the Dutch words for ulcer and lobster, zweer and kreeft, Havinga's name will be discussed later


One day, he overhears a conversation between Reig and Havinga. Reig is being too nice to his class, he needs to firm up.
Soon after, Reig takes ill and Ben's class is taken over by Havinga.
When the students can't do their schoolwork correctly Havinga has a terrible tirade and scares them witless.

Ben receives detention.

When walking through the school to report for his punishment, he again overhears Reig and Havinga and secretly follows them up to the school's attic, where the theater is.
The room is filled up with glass bells that contain shiny blue grains.
It smells an awful lot the classrooms...
He sees his teacher's face buried into a funnel that's connected to the bells and hears Havinga explain that he squeezed out 3 full bottles of fear out of Ben's class.
He tells Reig that he needs to be more careful not to stay in the wrong body.
He needs to be more strict with his class, so they can suck more out of the students, and not to forget that there is Ada to think about...
Ben doesn't know what to think of it and becomes very afraid.
Then, as his teacher takes deep breaths from the funnel, he starts to change.
After seeing the eyes on stalks, spikes, needle teeth and tentacles, Ben runs away...

Ben reaches his home and becomes very ill, barely conscious through his fever pitch dreams.
When he finally wakes up his mother tells him they are moving to a town far away from Kinderkwelder because of his father's work.
So, it would seem he drives away from the terrible claws of Kinderkwelder unscathed...

Years pass by and Ben happily grows up, forgets about his old village and takes a job as a representative in children's literature.

Fate has it that his boss wants him to work and live in a new area.
Kinderkwelder.
His return isn't very eventful, although his grown up mind continuously has to calm down his inner child, who trembles at the thought of being near the horrors of his childhood.
During his stay he has weird dreams and meets the young boy from next door, Camiel.
He tells his inner child that there is nothing to fear and that the widow and teachers are probably long gone, even though he finds out that Havinga is still the head teacher as he has been generations before...
He then meets an old sailor, Ger Haaiebuik (Ger Sharkbelly), who has been in Kinderkwelder for as long as Ben can remember.
When Ben notices that one of his former classmate doesn't remember him at all and looks as though she's aged twice as much, Ger seems to know more but refuses to tell him anything, saying he needs to find out on his own.

Ben goes out to investigate and discovers that all of the headmasters of his old school were born in Indonesia and have names that remind him of birds of prey (Havinga and master Reig being plays on the words havik and gier, hawk and vulture in English).
He comes to the conclusion that Havinga and the other headmasters are all one and the same person.
And when he goes to research the widow, he can't find any birth certificate.
The candy store however, was bought by Ada Wrangegaai, known as Van Vleuten...

When Ben confronts Ger the sailor tells him of his own childhood.
He escaped Havinga by boarding on a ship when he was eleven and sailed around the world.
In Indonesia, he heard stories about a monster called a Tsjap Tjaj (Monster of a Thousand Bites), that disguises itself as a human and preys on children, because they are slow and tastier than adults.
It slowly sucks the youth out of its victims so it can forever stay young.
The monsters boarded the Dutch ships and came to the Netherlands, where even the smallest township has a school, with plenty of children that willingly come to be taught.

Ben later tells Camiel about the teachers and warns him, but is unable to talk about the widow and the sugar heart due to the scar he received in his youth.
He is determined to stop Havinga and plans to invade the school with Ger, having trouble convincing Camiel to stay home.
During the break in Camiel shows up anyway and they break the glass bells that contain the monsters food, narrowly escaping.

The day after Ger is missing and Camiel comes to tell Ben that Havinga is sick, but that the annual 'school trip' for the sixth grade, led by him, is still on.
During this quest, one of the students apparently goes missing after being abducted by cannibals, and has to be found by his or her fellow classmates.

Ben decides to follow Havinga through the marshes when Camiel tells him a girl is missing, coming upon eerier and eerier notes from Havinga to his class as he progresses on the trip.
He comes upon the headmaster, sitting by a fire and discovers that the annual quest serves as a cover up.
Every year, the monster has to shed its skin (which looks like human clothing) which it burns on the fire.
After it's done it needs a boost of energy to recover, for which a frightened class searching for their friend is perfect.
During the confrontation Ben picks up a thermos lying on the ground, and means to throw it at Havinga but misses.
It falls into the fire and bursts open, releasing the dark red liquid inside...
Before the monster can attack, it's shot down by Ger and burns down on his own campfire.

The sixth graders eventually find a note that reads 'Too late'.

Ben wakes up in his rented house, with Ger and Camiel.
Camiel has won a bet and has brought three slices of sugar heart from the candy store to share with Ger and Ben.
The other two don't notice Ben's horror, being the only one who realizes what (or better yet, who) they are really eating.
He takes Ger's shotgun, goes out and waits until all the children have gone from the candy store.
When he goes in, the widow appears and asks what he wishes, to which Ben replies "I've come to settle the bill" and shoots at the widow.
Thinking he has destroyed the last monster in Kinderkwelder, he goes home and tells Ger about her.
That long ago, after he had followed his classmate to the candy store, he snuck around the back and heard the widow and Havinga talking about who would take the last sip of blood, and that they had been in cahoots.
However, when he wants to continue his story his scar becomes red hot and someone knocks on the attic window.
The widow Van Vleuten enchants Ger to be completely still and has Ben under her control.
He sees a small round hole in her chin, confirming that he did shoot her.
She tells him that he shouldn't think so lightly of her as he did of Havinga; no one can ever defeat her.
She is Ada, dame of Wrangegaai and the heir of Kinderkwelder.
She shows Ben some of her memories, of her as a 10-year-old girl renowned for her embroidery, whose childhood was destroyed by her older brothers who forced her to take up ownership of the horrible town of Kinderkwelder.
On the day she inherited the village, she promised her brother that everyone in it would get exactly what she got.
The children in Kinderkwelder lost their hearts and youth,  just like she had.
She renews the curse she has placed on Ben to ensure that he, like so many others, will never speak of her secret.

The day after the widow's visit Ben packs up and leaves, making Ger promise to look after Camiel.
He has been travelling through the Netherlands, searching out schools.
He has found a way to tell the widow's story, being brought to the idea by something Camiel did.
He writes everything down, and hopes that a child finds the book, so that they'll be warned against the many horrors in Holland....


Een Hart van Suiker
Bies van Ede
1998


This is the last drawing of a book, but don't worry, October isn't over yet ;)

10.22.2012

De Zwarte Weduwe - The Black Widow

In a faraway forest, Jungske (Boy) lives in a lodge together with the landlord, Bullebak (Bully), and his wife Kalkoen (Turkey).

One day a stranger arrives and requests Jungske's assistance with hunting.
The hunter is so pleased with his help that he handsomely rewards him and promises to come back with 10 others, leaving Kalkoen pleased as pie.

The company arrives the next week and the hunting goes splendid.
The hunters are all invited to a mysterious castle.
However, Bullebak discourages them from going as no one has ever returned from there.
The hunters go anyway and are picked up by the lady of the castle, a widow clad in black.
Jungske comes along in the carriage that takes them, but jumps out before they arrive.
He sees the widow turn herself into a spider from far off and escapes.
The men do not return.

The next day the hunter's wives arrive, looking for their husbands.
When they learn they have been captured they decide to attack the castle.
They don't succeed in bringing down the gate as one needs to be a spider to open it.
Luck has it that Bullebak is in the possession of leaves that turn a person into a spider.
Jungske takes a leaf and transforms.
He successfully opens the gate and leads everyone into the castle.
After many chases and battles the Black Widow is killed and the spell on the men is broken.


10.19.2012

Achter donkere ramen - Behind dark windows



He was sick.
So sick, he couldn't remember who he was or how he came here.
Where was he?
Then she came, the lady in white, with bright red lips.
She told him stories to keep the pain away.
Was she trying to tell him something?
And why do dead children play such a big part in so many of these stories...?

Esther and her father have exchanged houses with an old farmer to escape the city after her parents' divorce.
The first night her room is filled with moths after she leaves her window open. The nights after she dreams of them...

One late afternoon when she's exploring the long backyard, she unknowingly crosses over onto a graveyard.
As she's studying the graves, an old man appears and asks her what she's doing there.
He tells her it is a cemetery, not a graveyard.
There's no church here and even when you walk on your toes you disturb the Blackwings' sleep.
Nobody ever wonders where they are until dusk...
When he sees Esther's confused he shows her a seemingly black tombstone.
He instructs her to shine a flashlight on the stone, not him.
The tombstone comes to live; it is covered in black moths.
The old man tells her they search for the restless dead.
An uneasy Esther leaves for home.

The next day she goes back and finds that the tombstone (of a certain Helena Huizer † 15 May 1996) is blackened by fire, as is the grass around it.
She finds the old man, even paler than the day before and with a look of deadly fear in his eyes.
When she asks if he burned the moths, he says that they're not as harmless as they look.
They'll burn in the light of day, yet they are attracted to it.
And so they search for the one light that won't burn them...
Esther heads home again but is stopped by a man in blue overalls.
He also asks her what she's doing there and whether she knows something about a fire.
When she explains that she saw the old man, the caretaker, with a bottle of flammable liquid, he tells her there is no such person at the cemetery and advises her not to come anymore.

Even so, Esther goes back when it's dark with a camera to show the man that the 'caretaker' is real.
She finds the old man kneeling and praying in front of a tombstone.
When she sneaks closer she hears him talking to Helena, that he can't come yet, that he doesn't want to come yet but they're looking for him.
As he speaks the tombstone starts to move but before the moths can do anything he lights them on fire.
He sees Esther. He tells her Helena is his late wife.
When he steps forward Esther thinks he wants to hurt her and presses the flash button on her camera, bathing the man in light for only a second.
While he falls to his knees the moths rise up from the tombstone and Esther accidentally presses the button again.
The moths plunge themselves at the man and cover him.
Through the turmoil he shouts at her, cursing her for revealing him to the moths with her artificial light, saying that they'll find her life light and suck it up when it's her time.
As the moths consume his soul Esther drops her camera and rushes home.

A few days after her father brings a policeman home who tells them a strange story.
They found the old farmer dead and covered in moths in his flat after neighbours complained of a foul smell.
The moths weren't even the biggest mystery; the autopsy revealed the gentleman had approximately been dead since 15 May.


Achter donkere ramen
Bies van Ede
1996

10.16.2012

Gruwelgeintjes - Horror Jokes



When Meral goes out to find at least one male who will like her new witch cd, things go a bit awry.
Even though she's not supposed to (as her teacher, mister Rudolf, always says), she takes off on her broom and is caught on camera by a young boy.
In an attempt to take his camera from him, she turns him and his nasty dog into frogs.
But when she turns around to leave, a chorus of croaks greets her.
She has turned the entire neighbourhood into frogs and everyone will remember after turning back into a human...

She turns to Crom, a classmate and leprechaun to boot.
Together they summon Loki, god of jokes and trickery, to help Meral sort out her problem.
But Meral doesn't pay attention when it comes to bargaining about the price; she promises to have some fun with Loki.
Loki then inserts himself into everyone's lives; the entire class plus teacher believe he's been with them for years and that he's Meral's boyfriend!
Being the god of trickery, he plays dangerous pranks on everyone, from giant rabbits with tusks that explode into whipped cream to releasing gremlins on the class.
When Loki eventually reveals himself, he decides to play a game.

Mister Rudolf is abducted and his students have to work their way through a dungeon to save him and their school from being blown up.
With shady equipment, the kids force their way up by deflating a giant dragon, scaring off millions of ants with an anteater mask (after having been forced to wad through old honey), crossing a bridge half made of rusk with the help of a mouse and solving the enormous math problem on the final door by just pushing it open.
Only to find that the 'dynamite' Lok had prepared were just painted toilet rolls.

Rudolf decides it's time to ask from some special help; he loads a cd of the Necronomicon into the computer.
Cthulhu seems to be little pleased to hear Loki's running rampant and suggests they try to play some pranks themselves.

They defeat Loki by turning his practical jokes against him; when he declares he's had enough and that their pranks aren't funny anymore, the god of jokes shrinks away, leaving nothing but a plastic turd.



Gruwelgeintjes
Tais Teng
1999



10.13.2012

Verboden vingers te voeren - Forbidden to feed fingers


Vincent is finally old enough to help his parents with their job at the zoo, along with his sister.
The thing is though, this is not a normal zoo.
Hidden away in Artis (a Dutch Zoo), behind the aquarium is the Ondierentuin*, the Monster Zoo that is guarded by a troll.

* I couldn't think of a proper translation in English for ondier. Dierentuin means zoo (literally animal garden) and dier means animal. Adding on- to dier makes it negative and the best I could translate it to is monster).

Vincent and Ingrid's parents are zookeepers in the Monster Zoo, along with other adults and their children.
They take care of loads of animals, such as dragons, a sourpuss, stone-eaters, whistling spiders, pink giraffes that depress everyone with their sad songs, a unicorn and giant ear owls, who can shrink and grow to whatever size their cage is.
But Vincent's favourite animal is a rabbit with super soft blue striped fur.
It's the only one that they know of.
Strangely enough the page about blue striped rabbits, also called moon derghs, has been torn in half from the Monster Keeper handbook, that was written by Vincent's ancestor.

After a while, animals start to go missing from their enclosures. 
The kids decide to find out what happened.
Ingrid takes out Cordelia, the zoo's unicorn, to help find them as she's an excellent tracker and artist.
Cordelia discovers the missing animals' skeletons in their cages and draws a strange creature in the sand when Ingrid asks her who did it.
The animal has enormous teeth and claws, bat-like ears, spikes and legs made for jumping.
The children show the adults, but they have never seen or heard of such a creature.
They decide to keep an extra eye on the animals to ensure no more are harmed.

Later, another rabbit is brought in by Vincent's dad.
It's not long before the two rabbits breed; the female actually gives birth to super cute babies as the zookeepers discuss her newly discovered pregnancy.
Vincent is allowed to keep one of the babies as a pet and he takes it to school for his presentation.
A boy in his class, Heiko, is jealous; his father Berend owns a huge pet store with rare and exotic animals but doesn't own any blue striped rabbits.
He tries to trade Vincent's rabbit for one of his pets but Vincent will have none of it.
When he picks up his rabbit to go home he discovers it has been switched with an ordinary painted rabbit.

Late that night Ingrid helps him track down his rabbit, of course with help from Cordelia.
They discover it was indeed Heiko's dad who's got the blue striped rabbit.
When commercials start to appear on tv for blue striped rabbits the kids decide to tell the adult zookeepers.
A visit to Berend's store results into nothing despite bringing their land shark. Now there's so many rabbits they aren't rare anymore and they can't confiscate them.

Things go on for a few weeks. The rabbits become more and more popular throughout the country.
When Ingrid tries to muck out the rabbits' enclosure they find the missing page on blue striped rabbits, torn into a hundred pieces.
What they find is not so pleasant.
The cute and innocent looking rabbits turn into deadly moon derghs when the moon is full, armed with diamond claws and poisonous spikes.
Weapons bounce off from its spikes and it can dig through concrete to get to its prey.

Seeing as it is a full moon in three days, they decide to break into Berend's house and get the hundreds of thousands of rabbits back before the entire country is ripped to shreds.
With help from their troll and a giant ear owl they reach Berend's mansion.
Vincent and Heiko narrowly escape from Heiko's rabbit, who is briefly turned into a moon dergh and gets eaten by Hugeir the troll.

All together they device a plan; they get every rabbit owner to hand in their pet for a 'contest'.
They put all the cages together in the Amsterdam ArenA and cover it up with canvas, so the moonlight won't reach the animals and give them the power to transform.
Things go awry when the giant ear owl returns and rips the canvas.
Everyone takes cover in an emergency exit as thousands of moon derghs break out of their cages and start fighting.
Only in the morning, when the sun has risen, dare they venture out again.
The moon derghs have fought and eaten each other, with a few bloated individuals still strolling about.
Individuals, that would make a great snack for a giant ear owl....


Verboden vingers te voeren
Tais Teng
2001

10.10.2012

De Griezelbus II - The Horror Bus II

De Poppendokter (The Doll doctor - story from the book)

A young boy takes his little sister Nele to see a doll doctor, as her beloved teddy bear needs fixing.
The man gives him the creeps but when they come to pick up the toy it looks better than ever.
And not just that, the doll doctor has fixed it for free, stating that making children happy is much more important than money.
Nele is delighted.

Not long after though, she becomes very ill.
She keeps her teddy close at hand for comfort, but it's as though the life is being sucked out of her...



De Griezelbus II
Paul van Loon 
1994

Four children sneak into an old junkyard at night.
When they get caught in a bad storm they take shelter in an old bus.
When the bus is hit by lightning the lighting of the bus and the radio are turned on.
A strange program, called 'The Horror bus' is broadcast and presented by a man who calls himself P. Onnoval.
In between weird commercials, he tells them scary stories.
At first, the children are amused.
But when they start to suspect Onnoval can hear everything they say and that they can't escape the bus (are those really just guard dogs out there, or wolves?), things take a turn for the worst.
When Onnoval has finished his stories, a skeleton gets on the bus and drives off with the children.
It picks up more creeps on the way, creatures that somehow seem strangely familiar...
Eventually they stop at a graveyard, and the children are pushed towards one of the graves.
A vampire rises from it and introduces himself as P. Onnoval.
As he's about to bite them, one of the children produces a book they found in the bus.
Onnoval explains that the book is very dear to him, but before he can do anything the child sets the book on fire.
As the book goes up in flames, the strange creatures fade away and the vampire seemingly dies...


10.07.2012

Langs de Duisterweg - Along the Road of Darkness


That educational school trips can be a complete bore is well known amongst students, and the children of the Horror class are no different.
When teacher Rudolf takes the kids on an informative bus trip to a nature reserve, they use a spell from an ancient sword that takes the bus (and its contents) to the Road of Darkness.
Asphalt? Forget about it, they use bones and skulls here!

When they eventually arrive at the 'reserve', nothing seems out of the ordinary at first.
Except of course, the basilisks that turn one of the kids to stone, the Nergal that has pointy wooden teeth and sunlight eyes to help catch his vampire prey, the giant flesh eating tree, a suit of armor with a will of its own and the fact that Rudolf seems to be under a spell that makes him oblivious to any danger.
Not to mention that the woodward is truly a Klipkolifaas, a bird of fables that will grant you one wish provided you can resist his tricks and catch him.
And even if you can beat all that, how on earth do you get back home?



Tais Teng
Langs de Duisterweg
1997

Langs de Duisterweg is part of a series about De Griezelklas (The Horrorclass).
Meral, a young witch, is the main character.
Besides her boyfriend, who's a werewolf, the class consists of a dwarf, leprechaun, two vampires, a kelpie, tree nimph, mummy and a very unlucky teacher, mister Rudolf.
After 666 solicitations he still hadn't found a job and decided to be retrained into a teacher for ZBK (Zeer Bijzondere Kinderen - Very Special Children).
It's a step he still regrets.

10.04.2012

Nooit de buren bijten - Never bite the neighbours


The family Rip are an odd bunch.
The curtains are always shut and mother Rip never visits her neighbours.
Of course, the neighbours don't know that she's been dead for 150 years.
Her daughter, Lea, is the ghost of a beheaded princess and her sons, Ernst and Jimi, are a vampire with a passion for classical music and a werewolf whose biggest ambition is to play in the Rolling Stone.
Uncle Angus is a walking skeleton and grandma is a mummy who hardly ever wakes up.

Everywhere they go they've been chased out of their house.
So now, mother Rip presses her children to be 'nice to the neighbours'.
All seems well, but there is one man, mister Knieper, who is set to get rid of the family.
He starts a plan called 'Rip Rot Op' (Rip Go Away), but whether that was such a good idea...


Nooit de buren bijten
Paul van Loon
1995

10.01.2012

De trap naar de Nederzee - The stairs to the Nethersea


Wanda de Koning has to take her little brother Alexander to their school's All Hallows Eve party.
Two strange boys stop them. One is wearing the same vampire mask Alex is.
The older boy is wearing an even weirder mask; it's a realistic and creepy replica of a feline's face.
He proposes a trade to Wanda; her little brother for his.
Despite finding Alex a pain and being ensured her 'new' brother will be sweet as pie, Wanda firmly refuses.
The strangers laugh and the older one proclaims that they don't need her permission anyway, they were just being polite.
Before they can say anything else Wanda takes Alex home.

Back at their house Wanda notices something strange about her brother.
She discovers it's a changeling that looks exactly like Alex.
The creature makes her forget everything, but later on when he's brushing his teeth she sees that he has no reflection in the mirror.
She remembers everything and flees to grandma Liddl's house, who comforts her.
Grandma Liddl explains that the creature is indeed a changeling from Illys, the Land Under The Earth, The First Land Where Everything Is Different.
Thousands of years ago everyone lived there but now most of the ways leading there have been shut down.
It turns out there is a gateway in Wanda's own house and that Alex was kidnapped by minister Cheshire to be used in his political games, as a candidate to become gnik.

Grandma Liddl uses a spell to turn back into her young self. After all, you can't go on an adventure with 150-year-old legs.
Armed with Alex' favourite toy Zill, a stuffed Godzilla, they open the door to the stairs that will lead them to Illys.

'The sky is black, the moon is gone
and softly mews the mouse,
My dear girl, now is the time
to descend on the stairs
A thousand steps that lead below
and in Illys you'll arrive!'

After racing down the stairs on pillows they refuse Charon's 'generous' offer to take them over the Nethersea for 500 gold pieces and drift off on an inflatable mattress, guided by Zill.
During their little boat ride they have to fight off a cloud of flying shrimp, three flying whales and Anubis, who all seem to have been sent by Cheshire.
They're 'saved' by flying (and rather sadistic) dolphins who drop them on the Undeserted Island.
There, they're taken in by the rather plump lifeguard, who gives them drugged lemonade and intends to keep them there until the minister arrives with his cash reward.
They escape with help from some moths and the lifeguard's own lemonade.

With some luck they get on a boat that will take them to the city Alex is being kept in, being mistaken for old ladies rather than teenagers as everything is the opposite in Illys.
Unfortunately minister Cheshire shows up and they leave the ship by jumping down into the river of rolling stones. They arrive in a strange forest, where all the Master Dreamers roam.
From there it isn't long before they come upon Madrettor, with its earth scrapers that reach deep into the earth.

They're mobbed by a gang of grampa's, but before the punks can do anything Zill spits out fire and forces them to drive himself, Wanda and Alice to the earth scrapers that house V.I.N.'s, Very Important Northlanders.
They bluff their way into Alex' room but are stopped by Cheshire who threatens them with eternal imprisonment for trying to kidnap a gnik candidate.
Alice counters his arguments by pulling out Alex's library card, stating that the inhabitants will not be pleased to find out he's a four-year-old human from the world above.
Cheshire drops them off at the land wash.

As they're pushing their mattress into the sea rushing to get back to the stairs before the sun comes up and they disappear, a Master Dreamer (who's dreaming he's a cop) puts them to sleep for not paying their fares and being awake in the Woods of Dreams.
When they finally wake up they have mere seconds to reach a different staircase leading back to the world above.
They barely make it and find themselves in the basement of Wanda and Alex' aunt.
They'll have some explaining to do...


De trap naar de Nederzee
Tais Teng
1999

This book was written in English originally.
The publisher who it was written for thought it was too scary to be children's literature and didn't take it (but later went on to publish the Goosebumps series...).
Years later, Tais Teng translated the entire book into Dutch and made some adjustment to give the story a quicker and smoother flow.

Grandma Liddl is of course based on Alice from Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland and there are a few more references to the book as well.


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And so, ladies and gentlemen, we kick off our month of Halloween celebration, with thanks to Death, Books and Tea!
There will be 9 drawings in total and the whole event will come to a close with our giveaway.
I've started with this one as it's the one I'm least pleased about.
Anubis looks... Awkward. 
To say the least.
But then again, who wouldn't be awkward faced with Echo?

9.13.2012

Sneak peek...



Just a taste of what's to come...
These will come in little loot bags, along with an original drawing of Echo...